Ok let's say I was Santa Claus. What should I bring you for Christmas?

Seamonkeys. They are 10 dollars. I am 26 years old and have been asking for them all year. It was all I wanted for my birthday and it's all I wanted for Christmas. Some people may find that weird or stupid but I don't care.Yanno, some women want diamonds,and fancy gifts and what not.Not me man. I am the cheapest and easiest fiance to buy for!!!!! AND STILL....no sea monkeys.*Sigh*